How to hold up ur pants... the SID way!



Step – 1

Wear a pair of stretchable jeans (the one with lyrca) that has an extra two inches to spare.


The extra two inches comes in handy when there is unforeseen development in the mid region!




Step – 2

Wear a useless belt manufactured by a reputed company to hold your dignity in place! (right)

Especially when you have other belts that do their job! (bottom)

The belt was useful at one point but for whatever reason the buckle decided to retire. The belt now tries its best to keep things in place but slowly gives up when it gains the confidence of the user. The slow motion tactic employed by the belt leaves the user unaware of the impending dangers ahead and hits him at the most inopportune times; like then the user is in a crowed space or surrounded with friends (worse if the friends are from the opposite sex).

Step – 3

Find an understanding female friend or classmate that makes use of small metallic contraptions to hold their lovely flowing locks in place.

Step – 4

Ask her for that metallic contraption (also known as a hair clip). Take two just in case! (only one hair pin remains the other one fell off!)

WARNING: Awkward conversation ahead!

Step – 5

Use the hair clips to fasten the belt as shown in the pic.

DONE!

Hopefully it won’t fall off (it worked for me!). My friend was kind enough to give me two hairpins but one of them fell off. Thankfully the other one held!

When the day was done i deduced that the hairpins were like friends, some say good bye when things get tough and others stick on even in the face of inevitable downfall!

This post is dedicated to the friend that gave me her hair clip. Thank you, you saved my iszat (dignity)! :-)

OH and the belt is not all that useless, it looks nice on Sonu :)


All this talk about pants reminds me of this youtube video :)




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4 comments:

Adi said...

ha ha. Reminds me of the TYPICAL Sid. Fun. Should have written more!!

Anonymous said...

how loose were ur pants??

Anonymous said...

how loose were ur pants??

siddarth said...

it was very freakin loose ya! :-/ it was fallin off kinds!