Tribute to the zodiacs!

This post is dedicated to the 12 zodiac signs.

I took two tests on tickle -
the first one was about which sign i should belong too based on my personality.
This is what it said -

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The next was titled - The Zodiac Match Test.
Here is the result -
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I also took a series of tests that tell me how much i have in common with each sign -

oh and i don't believe in the zodiacs, just highly fascinated.

The links for the tests are,
How Cancer are you?
How Scorpio are u?
How Pisces are u?

How Capricorn are u?
How Virgo are u?
How Taurus are u?

How Gemini are u?
How Libra are u?
How Aquarius are u?

How Sagittarius are u?
How Leo are u?
How Aries are u?


Can you guess what sign i belong to?


WATER signs -
According to astrological theory, water signs are characteristically intuitive, imaginative and deeply emotional. for more on water signs please read link
Water signs are Scorpio , Cancer and Pieces



You are 60% Scorpio






You are 87% Cancer



You are 73% Pisces



EARTH signs -
Earth signs are traditionally associated with stability, solidarity, and practicality. For more on earth signs please read link
Earth signs are Capricon , Virgo and Taurus



You are 60% Capricorn



You are 53% Virgo



You are 40% Taurus







AIR signs - According to astrological theory, air signs are the talkers and communicators.
For more on air signs please read link
Air signs are Gemini , Libra and Aquarius

You are 47% Gemini


You are 47% Libra


You are 60% Aquarius





Fire signs - The fire signs are termed positive and extroverted, and are supposed to be active,creative,ingenious, dynamic, and highly energetic.
For more info on fire signs please read link
Fire signs are Aries , Leo and Sagittarius


You are 40% Aries



You are 20% Leo



You are 47% Sagittarius



Everybody talks of the good qualities of their zodiac signs, but what about the negative ones, interested? read on :-)


Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.
Everyone thinks you are a ******* jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads.
You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss
off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA.
You have little influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power.
You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23- May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work
like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23- June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you
because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little.
This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23- July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker.
You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot.
Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Leo people are thieving motherf****** and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and
co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *******.
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality.
If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.
You are the perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of ****.

Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit.
There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Its just a fun thing i found.
Hope i don't offend anybody.
If u are offended i didn't write it so don't curse me ;-)

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