Freakin thought of the day!!!

I started my cat classes almost a month ago, (this should have been another post but i'm just too lazy) but that's unimportant. My class room is basically somebody else's class room during the day time as it's a school which is used in the evening time by a tutorial company. Like most classrooms especially for the little ones the board is filled with all sorts of mambo-jumbo that are supposedly meant to inspire and motivate our young minds. One way is to put out a 'thought for the day' which is usually a proverb of some sorts. Now today's proverb really pushed my buttons! Not only is it completely untrue, it also inspires one to do things that one should not be doing! Today's thought for the day to the little ones over at that school is – 'failure is the key to success'. Wow! I mean really, WOW! Calling it a lie will be very magnanimous on my part. Seriously, there are lies and there is stuff like this that is just so far-fetched from reality. I can tell you guys with at most confidence that failure does not unlock any door to success! In fact if that was true a huge door would open for me, complete with a red carpet, a live band, scores of cheering fans, reporters and a fancy escort! Kids would jubilantly proclaim, 'when i grow up i want to be a failure just like him!' girls would cry, 'why can't all men fail like him! He drives me crazy!' Heck if failure was a key to success then the doors to success wouldn't open for me; they would shatter as i walk towards them! Does this happen? No, it does not! Not even in my dreams (and i indulge in a lot of dreaming)! No kid in their right mind would want to grow up to be like me and no girl in her right mind would ever want to be with me! So folks what does it prove? It proves that the freakin proverb is a load of bullshit propagated by a teacher that hates his/her students!

P:S – another updated is due regarding my college and stuff but i'm procrastinator, lord of all lazydom!

You know that ad....?

There is an ad, an ad i tell ya!!!!

There is this new GNIIT advertisement and it really bugs the hell outta me! The ad is not that bad except the last few seconds which make my blood boil! These last few seconds features the protagonist (an, "i'm so pretty and smart and ur not and i can get a job and u can't and i have a merit certificate and u don't and i'm thin and ur not and i'm fair and have nice skin and ur don't and i'm gonna become famous and successful and ur not" expression face carrying girl!), smirking at the camera and walking into the interview with all confidence! She is walking into the interview as if she has already got the job. That smile makes me wanna beat the living shit outta her! If one were to verbalise that smile it would say – 'hey there loser! Watch me walking into a life of opportunity that u can never ever enter. *Evil laugh!* you are such a pathetic loser!

I bet your wondering why I hate that ad so much. I have no clue myself. After all here I am sitting with an unstable mind, a nearly worthless degree and a body that feels like it attached to a potato sack and that belligerent idiot box is showing me everything that i dream off but know I can't achieve. Hmmm really, I wonder what it could be; I wonder why that ad troubles me so much. Could it be jealously? Nah... that's just crazy talk. So why do I find this ad so repulsing? Well I don't know and I think this is one of those mysteries like the Bermuda triangle that can never ever be solved. At present I am contemplating evil aliens using the idiot box to make me feel useless so that I turn to their evil agent in disguise (the GNIIT leader) for help, thus becoming a pawn in their army of useless people which they are going to use to destroy the world! Put that's just a theory my brain's conspiracy and paranoia dept is circulating. There is however no real proof of a malfeasant alien organisation with plans of annihilating our planet. So as of now it's just a theory. If this mystery is solved you guys will be the first to know!

I present to you the ad -

A singing desk trinket

Today was such a tiring day. It may sound silly to you guys but I went in search of a cute little radio that I saw at a novelty gift store some three years back! Why would I want such a thing you ask? Well basically I like radio but don't listen to a lot of it because my room doesn't have a radio. Anyways I went around my city's shopping district but it was of no avail! I didn't find what I was looking for and I'm starting to resent my past self for not buying the radio!
I went from shop to shop looking for the radio but didn't find it moreover the afternoon sun was meaner to me than usual which made the whole experience frustrating and tiresome. I walked into another novelty shop in one of Bangalore's most popular mall. I was at this point rather edgy and fast reaching breaking point. 'Excuse me' I said to the manager looking at him straight in the eye, 'do you have a radio? An FM radio, you know the colourful ones you normally stock?' 'hmmm... No...' he said nonchalantly and if this wasn't infuriating enough he added, 'we don't keep them, it comes in sometimes.. not sure when we get them...' I was enraged by his pugnacious placidity! I mean here I was, dehydrated and delirious from going to all those shops and he was absolutely apathetic to my plight! I taught of giving him a well placed shot to the nose with just enough force to break the cartilage inside, I thought that his disfigured nose will serve as a reminder that customers should always be treated with respect. I even envisioned a bright new future for him for this, 'smack with destiny' will infuse in him godlike salesmanship qualities and he could quickly move up the corporate ladder, become rich and one day in an interview he would merit his success to a disgruntle customer A.K.A moi! Unfortunately for him I was still sort of socially conscious, so instead of giving him a life changing, nose altering, blow to the face I said, 'Ah...I see... OK then.' it was with these pathetic words that I left the store and walked towards my favourite cafe. As I dinned on scrambled eggs and coffee I wondered if I had done a great disservice to the gentleman. I held within my hands the opportunity to change someone's life but I let it slip cause of decency and all the good crap. I'm rather disappointed at myself but life has taught me that it's rather foolish dwelling on the past, instead I must look at the future and never let an opportunity like this slip... never again should I let an opportunity like this slip!


P.S
does anybody know where I can get a cute radio (by a cute radio I mean a nicely shaped and colourful radio) in Bangalore city? Even an online seller will do, please leave it in the comments (if at all I have any readers that is!)

Also - this post as been written in Google docs and this in my first post from a Linux desktop! (I had to say this, however irrelevant it may seem!)